The only thing you’ll ever need is duct tape and tywraps

The first attempt at a fix didn’t work so we decided to take some time off and find a garage who could sell us a hose and some clamps so we could cut out the crappy part and put in the new hose. But the Swiss people screwed up our perfect plan by having a national holiday. So we tried something different. Just as Coca-Cola isn’t good for the human body it also isn’t good for fixing Subaru fueling hoses. So we removed everything and did the fix again but now only using duct tape and ty-wraps. Lots of them. And now it works, not a drop of gasoline spilled since. So we jumped in the Lake Lucerne to celebrate our fix and then quickly went on to catch up with the other teams.